A brutal beat down and a “how do you do” is all you get when you meet these lads in a dark alleyway. These pioneers of Hooligan Hip Hop drink more than fish and rip more rhymes than hookers rip their pantyhose. When the party is done, they’re typically still pounding brews and trying to figure out where they are.
The Babble Goons formed in 2008 because their licenses were revoked for driving while under the influence and it was cheaper to split the cab fare on their way to the pub. With HighDuke producing the beats and DJ Grusm making the cuts, their newest offering is a funk induced thrill ride that won’t stop till your heart does.
Surge Bigavac, Earthquake Slick and HighDuke Don Fakaraun spit so much shit that they single-handedly fertilized the flower garden outside city hall. This, so far, has been their only good deed to society. So crack a brew, press play, cancel all your plans and hold onto your hips, your indoctrination into the grimy underworld of Hooligan Hip Hop will commence shortly.
DJ Grusm
Kicked out of the underworld for incessantly raising the dead to their feet, this steam roller of a man has now plagued the living for 579 years with cuts as sharp as Stephen Hawking and as brutal as explosive diarrhea on a first date.
With a single scratch, Grusm can bring an inanimate object to life and dead it just as easily with his killer crossfade. The bar stools jump, the shot glasses spin and the liquor drinks you when DJ Grusm is on the 1’s and 2’s.
Surge Bigavac
On the darkest night of the coldest day in the dead of winter, the frozen breath of 100 dead rappers fused together to form Bigavac thus giving him the power to harness and spit out syllables at blinding speeds. He spends his down-time digging ditches to bury the bodies of slain MCs. He can be found deep underground cleaning dirt and blood out from under his fingernails.
Earthquake Slick
When total destruction and lady funk made love, they made the tectonic plates shift and crack. Out of the mayhem and rubble arose Earthquake Slick. Born with the ability to make the masses move in unison and an insatiable thirst for liquor, this bastard son will not rest until the jam clears out and all the liquor is done.
HighDuke Don Fakaraun
The high priest of infinite wisdom with a microphone style as vicious as two rabid dogs fighting over a fresh kill. Known to many of his victims as Don Fakaraun and known to everyone else as the asshole who drank all the booze and destroyed the sound system, he is going to be remembered as the leader of the hooligan crack pack calling themselves Babble Goons.
